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I was playing a video game when all of a sudden my NES melted from overheating and fused with my copy of the book "Metamorphosis" which made a haunted video game level where I had to fight that cockroach guy from Metamorphosis, but a spooky ghost came out of my telavision and ate me! I was then inside the game.
The game I was playing was Smash Brothers Brawl, so I heard the narrator count down, the beetle guy's entrance to Final Destination was getting out of bed, but he couldn't get out in time before the battle started so I stuffed a Star Fox Bomb down his throat which choked him to death, but after he died he traded bodies with me and it was actually me that died!!!
The ghost threw him back up and now he's taken over my life and identity, but I've been able to possess my television and travel into my computer to type this for you guys! I was able to go back in time and record the whole thing but I could only get this one frame during the beetle's entrance animation and his character info, the rest is lost media. Please get help because I'm double-dying from computer disease or else I'll haunt you like a ghost and take over your life and identity as well!